'Boss, it's only $100/month': Company offers a skimpy 'bonus' to employees in exchange for 24/7 availability and 12 hour work days

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    Font - r/antiwork. Posted by u/nagol93 20 hours ago My boss realized were not desperate wage slaves.
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    Font - I work in a senior position on a team of 3 in an IT company. Burnout, stress, and being over worked are a huge problem at the company. A lot of people end up quitting within one year, mainly due to all the stress. I wont say me and my coworkers are un-fireable (because no position is) but if they were to fire us, it would be INCREADIBLY inconvenient for the company.
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    Font - Anyway, the other week in our team meeting our Boss brought up quarterly bonuses to increase morale. At first this sounded amazing! But then it said the bonuses would be about $300 and you had to work 12hr days, and be oncall 24/7 to qualify. I said something along the lines of "I'd rather not"
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    Font - Boss started asking probing questions like "Why not?" "Your telling me you don't want free money?" and "Its practically $100 extra dollars a month, your saying you don't want that?"
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    Font - Normally I like to keep my work and life divided but I snapped a bit and said "Boss, its only $100/month. I make more then 10x that outside of this Company. Selling you those extra hours is extremely inefficient and, quite frankly, I just don't want to deal with all the stress this entails"
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    Font - Then Coworker #2 chimed in and said "I'd like to opt-out of this as well. I resell computers and accepting this deal would be a huge loss of opportunity". Coworker #3 had to leave the meeting, but I think he would also have opted out. Our Boss didn't expect or know how to respond to that, He just kinda said "Err.... umm........ well...... ok?"
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    Font - KelVarnsenIII 20 hr. ago Wow, a whole 100 extra, what is that, 65 after taxes? Reply Share 00 2.7k kazmirsweater 19 hr. ago 62.50, don't spend it all at once
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    Font - K_NORRIS 15 hr. ago Hold my 5 and a half draft beers. 354 ↓ Reply Share sleepyj910 13 hr. ago Or 2 at a sports event
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    Rectangle - FloatingAwayIn22. 13 hr. ago Gas for the week
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    Font - happynargul 11 hr. ago Let's see... For an extra 80 extra 4h/day*20= hours/month. 78 cents an hour. Wow OP, how could you possibly pass up this opportunity to compete with sweatshop workers in Bangladesh? (And i suppose even they are not on call 24/7)
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    Font - oztiks 11 hr. ago 3 $62.48 because he already gave his boss his two cents. Reply Share 77 BeefamDev 10 hr. ago Brilliant!
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    Mammal - Almacca 12 hr. ago And all you have to do for the 'free money' is work 12 hours a day and be on call 24/7. How could anyone pass that up?
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    Font - Procrasturbating . 8 hr. ago Paying less than an hour of my billable time for 24/7 on-call and 12-hour days? My response would start out with intermittent chuckling, followed by maniacal laughter, and a sharp "Never insult me with such a disrespectful proposition again or I will quit on the spot."
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    Rectangle - DreadedChalupacabra. 8 hr. ago No, it's a bonus. Bonuses are taxed extremely heavily, they take about half. Dude would actually (at least here) be on call 24/7 and work 12 hour shifts for the price of a dinner for two at applebee's.
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    Rectangle - AffectionateFruit816 18 hr. ago It's not a bonus if you have to work more for it lol. I'm on-call once every 5 weeks, and I get $480 extra for that week PLUS $58 an hour for any calls that come in.
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    Font - AbraxasTuring. 12 hr. ago. edited 12 hr. ago This is the way. Watch out for salaried/exempt jobs that have on-call. You want $ for carrying the phone+pager and at least time and a half for any work done on call. Count the hours, and round up.
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    Font - Bao Xinhua 19 hr. ago I remind you of Carl Marx? Would Pizza Fridays convince you? Reply Share 348 What_Is_The_Meaning 18 hr. ago Cheesesticks included?
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    Font - YaBoyEvit 10 hr. ago CEO: "WOAH CHEESE STICKS, YOU THINK IM MADE OF MONEY?!"
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    Daytime - "My boss realized we're not desperate wage slaves"

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